The Donut Galaxy

Some time ago…in fact nearly a year ago, zort and ort crash landed their starship atop a donut shop in the still, early morning light, somewhere in san diego california. With no choice but to exit their broken ship, they slipped their way down the sides of the building and peered through its windows. Sweet smells of delicious donuts filled the air as zort and ort observed two humans bake, sprinkle and glaze their morning creations.

With a slimy tentacle, zort opened the door and the alien pair crept in slowly. They approached the two early morning workers with fascination. Stunned by what they were looking at, the two workers froze in place, and dropped their coffee to the floor.

“blatto von snell whadda” zort murmured.

“smedda com tudu” ort suggested.

…and in a slippery second, zort and ort squirmed their way into the earhole of each human, taking control of their bodies in the process.

“veede” zort exclaimed.

“slee veede” zort replied.

…just then the bell of the front door rang, and in walked their first customer…

“I’ll take a long john twist elvis style…” the customer said.

“coming right up!!” zort announced, shocking himself as he somehow muttered the words… …and it was in that very moment, zort and ort found themselves the new owners of…

The donut galaxy!